年轻俊俏的憨「直」小子,从流血冲突无日无之的贝尔法斯特走到伦敦,打算与同乡齐齐拍档搵饭食,四字曰之:一味靠「吹」。点知落力过度,令大客仔太颓奋而暴毙,断了米路自然要拿拿林搵新老板。二人盲中中游走伦敦的同志地下世界,误打误撞下更解开两个大谜底——究竟何谓“The Real Hard Red Bull Test?”“The Bread in the Bed”又系何方神圣?The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favors to older gay men in order to subsidize their respective giros. However, when one of the lads accidentally shags a punter to death, they are forced to look for 'work' elsewhere. It is then that they discover the myth of 'The Bread in the Bed' - a huge bed full of money. 'Nine Dead Gay Guys' is the result of the ensuing caper as the lads begin the search for the elusive bed.