Desperate for a boyfriend, Vincey moans that he's "tired of kissing strangers'' and dating "psychopaths.'' Tara's got him figured out: "You're a Christmas Eve person,'' she tells him. "You can never enjoy the presents after they're open.''
"It's hard enough with one penis in a relationship, let alone two.''
''AIDS is the biggest tragedy of the 20th century. Even Madonna thinks so.''
"lesbians are like Catholics and "Saturday Night Live' - they keep going forever, no matter what."
